English Subtitles for Key & Peele - Office Homophobe



Subtitles / Closed Captions - English

[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans]

♪ ♪ - LATRELL? - WHAT'S UP, BABY GIRL? - CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? - WHY, YOU DON'T LIKE MY MUSIC? - IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES

OVER A BASS LINE. - OH. I GET IT. YOU DON'T LIKE MY MUSIC 'CAUSE I'M GAY. YOU CAN'T HANDLE A GAY MAN'S MUSIC. - NO, NO, NO.

IT'S--I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE, AND THAT MUSIC IS WEIRDLY SEXUAL. - OH, I SEE. SO MY SEXUALITY IS WEIRD. YOU JUST CAN'T FATHOM A MAN BEING ATTRACTED TO ANOTHER MAN.

- I CAN FATHOM IT. IT'S-- CAN YOU JUST PLEASE LISTEN TO SOME OTHER GAY MUSIC, LIKE BARBRA STREISAND OR SOMETHING-- - OH, I SEE, I SEE. OKAY. SO LISTENING TO BARBRA STREISAND IS GAY. STEREOTYPE MUCH?

[keys clacking] SO YOU SEEING ANYBODY LATELY? - YEAH, I-I MEAN, KIND OF. I THINK-- - 'CAUSE I GOT IT GOOD LAST NIGHT. OH, IT WAS LIKE, DAMN! I MEAN, MY MAN WAS LIKE, BLOP!

LIKE, HE HAD A BABY ARM HOLDING ON TO A APPLE. - AW, DON'T CALL IT A BABY ARM. - AW. I SEE. SO YOU CAN'T HANDLE HEARING ABOUT HOW I'M GAY. I'M SORRY.

- YOU JUST REFERRED TO YOUR BOYFRIEND'S PENIS AS A BABY'S ARM HOLDING AN APPLE. - WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE. AND IT'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, BY THE WAY. AND "ANYWHATS," YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC. - NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT HOMOPHOBIC, OKAY?

YOU'RE EXPLICITLY TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL THINGS IN THE WORKPLACE. - FINE. THERE'S PLENTY OF STUFF THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT. YOU KNOW, UH, MY PENIS CUP, MY SCROTUM COZIES THAT I HAVE BEEN KNITTING RECENTLY--

OH, WITH THESE KNITTING NEEDLES THAT I HAVE JUST NOTICED LOOK LIKE LITTLE, SKINNY, PURPLE PENISES, ET CETERA AND ET CETERA. - OH, MY GOD. - CAN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE, AND THEN YOU TELL ME IF IT'S GOOD FOR FACEBOOK?

- OKAY, I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW ME SOMETHING OVERTLY SEXUAL. - DON'T YOU PREJUDGE ME! HERE IT IS. - AGH! [bleep]! THAT'S A CLOSE-UP OF AN ANUS. - OH, NO, THAT'S NOT<i> AN</i> ANUS.

THAT'S MY ANUS, BABY GIRL. - THAT'S DISGUSTING. - OH, I SEE. SO YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE A CLOSE-UP PICTURE OF MY ANUS 'CAUSE YOU HATE GUY MEN. - NO. I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT A CLOSE-UP PICTURE

OF ANYONE'S ANUS. - HOMOPHOBE. HOMOPHOBE. THERE'S A HOMOPHOBE RIGHT HERE. HO-- [blows whistle] HOMOPHOBE ALERT! [high-pitched voice] HOMOPHOBE!

[imitating siren wailing] - HEY. - HEY, BABY. HOW'S IT GOING? - GOOD. READY TO GO TO LUNCH? - YEAH. UH, LATRELL, THIS IS GAVIN.

GAVIN, THIS IS LATRELL. THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND. - HOW YOU DOING? - I'M--I'M-- I'M DOING VERY WELL. HOW--HOW ARE YOU DOING, GAVIN--GAVIN? - GREAT. WANT TO GO? - YEAH. - NICE TO MEET YOU.

- NO, TRUST ME. IT'S NOT. - NO? - THAT'S THE GUY. - OH. - OH... I GET IT. I'M NOT PERSECUTED. I'M JUST A ASSHOLE. AH.



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A proudly gay man gets offended when a coworker raises some complaints about his behavior around the office.